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Tim Speedle ([personal profile] hatesdispoday) wrote2009-01-26 12:32 am
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At every occasion I'll be ready for the funeral

166. TEN ways you think you might die.

1. Getting shot because he'd neglected to clean his gun and it misfired again.

2. Being trapped in a burning building.

3. Getting shot during a gang shootout.

4. Getting shot by a sniper.

5. Getting blown up by a bomb.

6. Getting shot by a suspect.

7. Getting stabbed.

8. Being eaten by a gator.

9. Getting shot by some girl's jealous boyfriend.

10. Wrecking his bike.